Romney has created more jobs with his house alone than Barrack Obama is in the last four years. And they have been quality jobs by the Bain Capital millionaire

No doubt here's Romney fixer-upper

He plans bring the same quality jobs that they did to his Michigan home

And of course you can't forget that back in '08 when this man of the people brought quality jobs to the illegal aliens who use to cut his lawn in Belmont, Mass.

Off course we assume they looked like these same three who appeared in two different Republican attack ads from different parts of the countries.