Put him in a hat pick them and then insert any of these phrases and you have the whole debate

Most of it will sound like the waah, waah, waah of Charlie Brown's teacher but if you listen close I'm sure you'll hear these well rehearse fillers: The Obama recession….can’t raise taxes in a time of economic uncertainty… the job creators…Life begins at inception… tax and spend Democrats…runaway deficits…keep the government out of our health care….gay marriage is not our values…America is a country founded on Christian values…the tea party has made a real difference with keeping runaway deficit spending in check…government doesn’t create jobs only the private market place can create jobs…the president needs to reach out. It can’t be my way or the highway….we can’t just write the president a blank check…strong traditional American values…making the tough decisions…the sanctity of life…the dignity of life…The Obama depression…lower taxes…lower the capital gains taxes…we pay one of the highest corporate tax rates in the world….we need a pro-growth agenda…the administration favors an oppressive tax policy and oppressive regulation…Obamacare…unfetter the engine of growth…pro-growth agenda…I have taken the no new taxes pledge…dramatically cut spending…trimming the waste and fat…he didn’t create the depression but he made it a lot worse…we need to fix healthcare…I spent my life in the private sector creating jobs…I know what it’s like to meet a payroll…dramatically shrinking government…the Reagan recovery…the Obama administration is anti-jobs, anti-business, anti-American…we can no longer afford to pay for these generous entitlements…I’m for fair and open trade…too much regulation…streamline burdensome regulations…too much bureaucracy…politicians micro-managing business…jeopardizing the future of our kids…thank you, good night, and God bless America.

Now you can read a nice book or go to a movie. Trust me you really wouldn’t miss anything. If somebody screws up one of their well rehearsed lines it will be replayed ad nauseam on CNN, FOX, and MSNBC because I’m sure it will be earth shattering and ground breaking news.