Monday, August 22, 2011

From Vanity Fair: Quite Funny

Large Things That Could Fit Inside Mitt Romney’s New House

The Huffington Post reports that uniquely unlikeable presidential candidate Mitt Romney “has filed an application with the San Diego government to bulldoze the [$12 million] 3,009-square-foot beachfront house in La Jolla, California, and replace it with a 11,062-square-foot property.” What sorts of things could Romney fit inside his new house? Tons of things, it turns out.

The Memphis-area Enterprise-Rent-A-Car facility
The Waubonsee Community College ceramics studio
The Manhattan office of Bonobos, the men’s clothing store
The meat locker at the Harlem Fairway
The Diane Von Furstenberg flaship store in New York’s Meatpacking District
The Condé Nast cafeteria
The Music Hall of Wiliamsburg
Jennifer Aniston’s old house
The top-of-the-line luxury spa at the Trump International™ Hotel & Tower Las Vegas
The world’s largest whale

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