Businesses Are People, Too!

If you see Walmart walkin down the street
Reach out your hand and say "nice to meet ya"
That Walmart's just like me or you
'Cos oh...businesses are people too

If you run into U.S. steel
Just try your best not to hurt his feelings
You can't imagine what he's been through
'Cos oh...businesses are people too

Ooohh, Walgreens is thinkin that he'll
Have to pull an all-nighter
And all Kmart ever wanted to feel
Was somebody inside her

Well our supreme court in 2010 declared
Businesses had all achieved self-awareness and
Deserved the same rights as Tom or Sue
And so-oh...businesses are people too

Viacom hates liqourice
Who knew Papa johns has daddy issues
And H&M shops at J crew
'Cos oh...businesses are people too

Fannie and Freddie voted for Newt
In the Georgia elections
And every middle eastern dispute
Gives Lockhead-Martin erections

Proctor and Gamble is a middle child
Nokia's daughter's on "phones gone wild" and
Mr. Pibb's gay with Mountain dew
'Cos oh...businesses are people too

BP hangs out on the shore
Pfizer's addicted to Phillip Morris and
Dunkin Donuts is Hindu
'Cos oh...businesses are people too

Ooohh...the shrink of AT&T
Thinks his condition'll worsen
And there was a time when BET
was 3/5ths of a person

And soon they'll all have the right to carry a gun
Honda'll contemplate a senate run and
President Google will see us through
'Cos oh...and oh...

Disney will declare war on Mozambique
Fox'll have Myspace aborted seceretly and
Virgin Air will lose "it" to Jet Blue
'Cos oh...businesses are people too...
Yeah...businesses are poeple too...

Co-written by Bobby and Taylor Ferrera