(i.e. It's all in the news so you know it's got to be true)
According to Fox news pepper spray is now considered a vegetable so it is rumored that the police officer, who used it has been put on paid leave. Maybe he is just stocking up on groceries. It is also convinced me to avoid having dinner at anybody who works from Fox news.
Thanksgiving Dinner at Fox and Friends
Of the Republican debates I find Gingrich coming up with one interesting idea for every five terrible ones he thinks up. In the last debate he had a humane idea regarding immigration which opened up the debate is Gingrich too sane for his insane party.
One of Gingrich's other ideas.
While serial flip flopper Mitt Romney can't get out one coherent thought without taking the exact opposite opinions in less than three Mississippis. Noun-verb-noun has been transformed into noun-verb-completely contradictory noun.
Somebody won on dancing with the has been or the never has been stars, and it wasn't a Kadashian.
We're told of a list fifteen more countries that we might have to bomb to keep ourselves safe and at peace.
US bases around the world 2001 to 2003
The Taliban has been reduced to about 2 guys in a pick up truck but the Pentagon says that we can't afford any cuts in our heat seeking capability or the world will implode.
The Taliban army
While black Friday deals has national chains pushing congress to pass legislation that will force American into their stores or face arrest. Buy, buy, buy. Now, now, now. Americans are responsible because they're not saving enough; that's why we need to give them more easy credit so they can buy more.
Americans doing what they do best spending money they don't have to buy goods that third world people's kids make for them.
Hugh Grant's phones might have been hacked by the company that bought England's government and police department wholesale. I can't understand why they can't find enough Englishmen to give him a fair trial.
Extra legal super-committee fails and we're suppose to care about this. Now congress will be stuck doing something the hate: their jobs